He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
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Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
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This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
Over Bumbled last night. I think I set my dog up on a date Sunday afternoon. I have to drive him, meet the other dog’s dad and secretly drink a bottle of champagne from a “water bottle”. This is not what I expected 30 to be like.
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