Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
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I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
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after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
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