I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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