Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
Dude, seriously, fucking stop introducing me as "Thomas, with the dick piercing." you are the worst wingman ever.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
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