so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
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Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
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I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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