i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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