That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
Randomize
