So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
This house was built for laser tag.
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
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