Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
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.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
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My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
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