I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
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Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
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I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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