Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
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it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
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Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
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Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
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