he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
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