I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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