I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
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Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
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Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
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I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
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