I hope mine doesn't look like that
I smell stomach acid.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
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You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
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That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
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