it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
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I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
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I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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