Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
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sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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