we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
As shirtless as possible
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
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