Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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