even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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