i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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