Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
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