There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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