Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
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