she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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