I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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