Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
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he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
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Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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