I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
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