You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
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