After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
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Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
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FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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