DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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