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That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
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I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
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You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa