Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
Randomize
