if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
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