he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
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