True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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