its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
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It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
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I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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