so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
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