Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
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