i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
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It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
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At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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