is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
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it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
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We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
We had sex on a dog bed..
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
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