I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
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