I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
Actions speak louder than pants.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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