please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
ugly people sure do ruin things
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
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Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
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I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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