considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
Maid of honor screwed up the joke so I just got to explain what a strap on is and why a married lady might want one to Grandma and my brother's wedding shower.
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
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