i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
Fuck me I smell like cheese
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
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