Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
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