Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
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