I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
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So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
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He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
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