he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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