Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
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I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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