thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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