All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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